Where Are They Now?: Tumblr Edition!!
•Peyton and the Fluffy Chicken
•The Entire Onceler Fandom
Still in Kansas. I bought my own house a few days ago and I’m still getting settled in.
1/3 FEWER CRIES
THAN THE LEG
LOW FAT YO
FAT FREE YORT
false, this has more cries I am crying right now
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
me as a dad
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck